Cracking a Jolly

The process of air pushing it's way out through one's ass cheeks; farting

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Crack Head

A dumbass who is exited and energetic on Monday mornings, only explanation; he's on crack. Yet despite this he has the hair of a god.

Hey, my friend over there is a real crack Head, despite our test today.

by Bitchjuk June 20, 2017

Crack midget

A nigga of small stature who indulges in the pleasures of inhaling vaporized crack cocaine

I was locked up in the joint with a fuckin crack midget bruh. that nigga was out of his mind, wouldn't stop fiending for rock so I punted his little ass into the toilet

by Realassmofucka69420 January 23, 2021

Crack Beaver

Someone who likes to smoke the drug 'Crack', will get this word said to them all the time

Colby: "Jon Rushby is a Crack Beaver!"
Jon: "Hey man its some goood shit!"

by Colby McFarlane January 18, 2008

Crack Cheese

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.

"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."

by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019

show crack

A TV show that IZ SO GOOD!! that its like being addicted to crack. Your show actually effects your emotions (to an extent) in real life, and life and frienship stops during that half hour or hour of your favorite tv show(s)

-Do you watch Merlin on the beeb?
-No what's that?!?!
-HOMGZ that is ma show crack!!!

by Marimbanator October 8, 2010

crack-a-lackin

Crack-a-lackin - adjective

1. Lack of crack due to ones relationship status.

2. Alternative for things happening, activities, general goings on.

1. After Heather dumped him, he has been crack-a-lackin.

2. "What's crack-a-lackin?"

"Nothin crack-a-lackin here."

by hkyfanatic October 18, 2009