Skip to main content

Twat

Noun- Female genitalia

Adjective- An insult, mainly meaning that the person being called by it is dishonourable, strongly dislikable and/or overall awful
Verb- To hit with force

Proper Noun- (Twatt). A village in the Orkney islands, off the north coast of Scotland, north west of the largest city of Kirkwall
Adjective-“Adam is such a twat”
Verb-“Blake has made me so angry, I swear I’m gonna twat him”
Proper noun-“I went to Orkney, all the signs leading to Twatt were missing
Noun-“Charlotte has a great twat”
by English bloke May 23, 2023
mugGet the Twatmug.

Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.
Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.
by little jimmy dickens April 29, 2011
mugGet the Twat Swattermug.

Twat

Someone who exposes your crush in front of them and says they didn’t do it.
Idiot: “hey so you said you liked (name)?”
Y/n: “You stupid twat, they’re right behind us you uncultured seagull!”
by Kageyama is bae June 9, 2021
mugGet the Twatmug.

Rich twat

This is when a man or woman has so much money that it loses its value and they have no need for it. They also choose to flex upon all their company but they are usually very kind to the people around them and will ordinarily be charitable with their money.
Bill: hey you how Theo is such a rich twat.
Alex: yeah but he is very nice with it
by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX December 4, 2019
mugGet the Rich twatmug.

twat bag

Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.
The Twat bag spoke and noone understood her was a very monotone mixture of words
by debras carer December 5, 2023
mugGet the twat bagmug.

Twat

A fucking little twat that steals your friends and pays them to hang out.
Oh look it’s the little twat
by I hate avi May 13, 2021
mugGet the Twatmug.

Titty twat

A “titty twat” is formed when one pushes two breasts together and forms another location to insert a penis.
It was that time of the month and so i used her titty twat to take care of business.
by VETthoughts February 16, 2021
mugGet the Titty twatmug.

Share this definition