A king willy is when you put a bump of coke in your pubes and get a girl to top you off, if she can deepthroat your schmeat successfully and reach the bump with her nose then she gets free coke.
by Shedpool_69 November 22, 2020

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...
Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
by felixculpa September 8, 2016

Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear
by CeCeLutt March 2, 2024

by Daviduser July 11, 2020

Example 1: man A- "You seen that guy over there?" Man B- " the gay guy?" Man A- "yeah hes a serious willy wedgie"
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?
by 《<ChewiGraff>》 August 20, 2025

by StreetsOnLock June 13, 2018
