If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

by pettibzb November 23, 2011

We locked in

a commitment to each other, showing that you are dedicated to building a long-term relationship

Chad: are we locked in?

Brad: yes <3

by Thereallilcheeze January 15, 2024

we got cousins

To have roaches in your house basically

Grandma:wash out the pan when you make it because we got cousins

Me:....
Grandma:yk what tht is ? It mean roaches

by Llenwillans123& February 13, 2021

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017

We go jim

A term used by some broccoli lookin ahh kids that hamg around the bench press 24/7 .If you use this term, you're corny asf and not cool. Your also very annoying and is hated by everyone at the gym. If you don't say this your automatically hot.

🥦💪🤏: WE GO JIM!!

Someone probably jacked: kys

by GOKUNEGSYOURFODDERVERSE😹🙏🏻 April 23, 2024

stream talk by why dont we

go to spotify, itunes or anything else where you can stream music, and stream talk by why dont we. thats it

person one: "hey have you heard of why don't we?"
person two: "yeah stream talk by why dont we!"

by sparklecxrbyns on twitter August 18, 2018

We all know you read the thesaurus

A phrase used to describe someone who uses fancy and/or excessive speech. In the context of Limbus Company, the phrase was used in a scene where a character explains as if they read the thesaurus, causing one of the main characters to call them out.

Person A: I was struck with sorrow upon the sight of their entrails. In fact, I had gained an epiphany: why must the innocent bear death and mutilation for a root impertinent to them? Had the madmen been any wiser, the townsfolk would have not suffered this tragedy, and would live on to an untroubled life.

Person B: Yeah, we all know you read the thesaurus. So anyways, you saw those poor innocents’ corpses and you want us to take revenge? Y’know we’re not some heroes fighting for justice.

by yanyanyanyan4 August 15, 2025