That moment when you feel a slight boner when you shit, that you eat more cheese to feel it even more. You then learn sphincter control and fuck yourself in the ass with you own shit as if it’s a shit dildo.
My dude John was space dunking on the toilet so hard last night. He was moaning and you could hear the shit splash
by SCHLONG DONG 85 February 5, 2024
Get the Space Dunkmug. by faqxnoz August 4, 2024
Get the Space polesmug. This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.
Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.
This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.
Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.
This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.
Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”
“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”
“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”
by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019
Get the Space hopper Metallica Titsmug. To be in the state of mind where the world is your instrument. You are a floating wisp through space and time. Your ideas and thoughts extend beyond society’s frontier. You have dreams and projects that you won’t let anyone get in the way of no matter what. You are mobile and never settle with what you are comfortable with, you always strive to discover something new about yourself and your surroundings.
Person 1: Why do you have plane tickets to Egypt?
Person 2: I’m going to build an automated dildo machine on top of the pyramid of Giza which will be powered by the sun’s solar energy
Person 1: wtf why?
Person 2: I’m in a state of mental space-travel
Person 2: I’m going to build an automated dildo machine on top of the pyramid of Giza which will be powered by the sun’s solar energy
Person 1: wtf why?
Person 2: I’m in a state of mental space-travel
by Diskoteklizard November 18, 2018
Get the Mental Space-travelmug. by #Thisgirlhasnoname November 17, 2023
Get the my personal spacemug. It's just a Hanger that are in space ships, but instead you are to high or intoxicated to remember it as a Hanger so you call it a Space Garage.
Person 1: " hey you know the.. um jump at the end of halo 3 where you jump into the um, space garage..."
Person 2: "You mean the Hanger."
Person 1: "Yeah sure that one."
Person 2: "You mean the Hanger."
Person 1: "Yeah sure that one."
by Aussienick December 1, 2016
Get the Space Garagemug. A large ball with a pair of handles or a single handle that one sits on and moves around on by bouncing, a popular toy in the 70s that has decreased in popularity yet nonetheless remains very popular with kids and adults alike because nobody is going to tell you that you can’t use one of these things because there is no valid criticism to be made
Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects
Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects
Joe: Hey do you want to have a space hopper race with me, Bob?
“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”
“Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”
“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”
“Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”
“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”
“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”
“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”
“Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”
“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”
“Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”
“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”
“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”
by MrEBOSM October 9, 2021
Get the Space hoppermug.