A Little Canadian Oven

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."

I have a friend who is a little canadian oven

by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022

full on canadian

To go to a Celine Dion concert as a male even though your friends want to have a beer with you.

Dude, where is Joakim?
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(

by The Beer dude June 15, 2017

Canadian Anal

When you fuck your partner in the ass from the front.

"Debbie, it's just so much more intimate when Daryl takes my ass while looking me in the eyes."
"Canadian Anal? It's the best."

by Funky Butt Lovin' 68 October 23, 2019

Sweaty Canadian

Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.

She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.

by BorisFitton July 21, 2022

Canadian Seabreeze

A 50/50 mixture of real maple syrup (no fake stuff) and Icy Hot injected into the butthole.

“Hey Steve! Wanna go catch that new Morgan Freeman movie?”
“Sorry guys, me and Tina are having a romantic evening in over merlot and Canadian Seabreezes.”

by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019

Canadian

A nicer version of an american.

Hey did you know Bob is Canadian

by That_one_canadian December 14, 2020

Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head

It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole

by Sparkysrevenge4 December 26, 2023