The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025
Get the Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpetmug. when a man shoves his pinky into his penis hole and twists it aggressively whilst singing hello by adele
by bensboyfriend May 5, 2023
Get the magical pinky twistmug. When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”
I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?
by jinthearena June 17, 2021
Get the Magic wandingmug. Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.
People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!
If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.
If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.
If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!
If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.
If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.
If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!
by @BigMac April 23, 2024
Get the Rich people magicmug. A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.
by Stan Shelby December 2, 2023
Get the A Magic School Busmug. by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018
Get the janet from magic school busmug. by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020
Get the Magic Artmug.