charge it to petty

sams special credit card that his mom emailed to petty and petty denies that he recieved it

god cant help you here sam and neither can all of the card or emails in the world

by PNGS October 22, 2004

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Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014

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prom night pretty

A girl who is not pretty out of the shower, but has a solid foundation and when applies makeup and effort appears pretty.

I saw Kim when she woke up this morning and realized she is a total prom night pretty.

by bryguy6969 February 5, 2018

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Thank You Pretty Pretty Much

If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required

"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"

by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019

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That's Pretty Straight

Beacuse people saying "that's pretty gay" is offensive and just annoying so, my fellow lgbtqqiaap people let's create "That's pretty straight"

Idiot homophobe: That's pretty gay dude.
Awesome member of the lgbt+ community: WeLl ThAt'S pReTtY sTrAiGhT dUdE!

by HamShaBam March 19, 2020

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Fat Girl Petty

Someone who sits on their couch, abandoning their responsibilities, scrolling through social media taking screen shots and texting them to other haters.

Possibly crying while judging other people lives,

"Your so fake. and miserable, your fat girl petty. stop talking about other people and focus on your own life."

by Fakeshley September 16, 2020

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