Freedom of Nut

the 28th Amendment. Thou has the permission to nut to anyone, regardless of any previous marriage, crush or dating history.

Thanks to Freedom of Nut I can wack one out to Timmy's girl... nobody has to know 😏.

by chicken fried rice jr. December 7, 2020

Black Nut

When a case of blue balls has become severe enough to warrant a medical emergency.

After being interrupted during his 4th attempted sex session of the day, Martin had to be hospitalized for his black nut.

by Sparkelime August 1, 2016

Taffy Nut

(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)

(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!

Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!

by lewisle April 3, 2011

Sus Nuts

An insult to someone who has just said some stupid shit

"Joe biding is give good head."
"Bro you're litchrally Sus Nuts right now."

by Jim Proactive2 January 10, 2022

bud nut

home made smoking device made out of a hardware nut and bolt used to smoke out of.

Hitin' off the bud nut is kick ass!

by Lacey Debbie February 19, 2004

Trophy Nut

Getting to fuck someone you've had a burning desire to fuck for any period of time.

Gary: "Did you get to sleep with Amy last night?"
Eric: "Hell yeah! Been wanting to do this for so goddamn long. It's one hell of a trophy nut."

by jmk8646 March 10, 2019

gas nut

Gas Nut - A fart moderately loud; into someone else's face.

Person 1. Did you hear that.
Person 2. Yeah sounded like a gas nut.
Person 3. Man, why my face.

by Dat one boi October 27, 2017