October 26

if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up

I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

October 22

the national hobbit day

Girl 1: What day is it?

Girl 2: the national hobbit day
Girl 3: it’s my favorite movie!!
Girl 1: the national hobbit day is so fun! And October 22 is now my favorite day!

by whatthehelleverynameistaken November 3, 2019

October 22

When the prettiest and funniest people are born

Her birthday is October 22 and she is pretty and funny

by Space girl 350 November 7, 2019

October 20

The one day everyone must slap every person they see even if it’s a stranger

Person 1:Hey it’s October 20!
Person 2:ok so???
Person 1:”slaps person one” ha ha
Person 2: ouch! My turn

by haha I’m being stupid November 10, 2019

October 29th

Hey friend, apparently our birthday is a made up holiday and unimportant. It’s fine, I guess...sorry you’re feeling dissapointed.

“Her birthday, October 29th is so irrelevant, it doesn’t even have an Urban Dictionary definition.”

by Anonymous Scorpio November 15, 2019

October 22

October 22 is an unimportant day xD expect for marriages etc.

On october 22 nothing happend

by LilMermaidKatie November 16, 2019

October 20th

National No-Fanmail Day

"this is a serious message to everyone watching my update right now peace and love peace and love I want to tell you please after the 20th of October do not send fan mail to any address that you have nothing will be signed after the 20th of October if that has a date on the envelope it's gonna be tossed I'm warning you with peace and love I have too much to do so no more fan mail thank you thank you and no objects to be signed nothing ah anyway peace and love peace and love" - Richard "Ringo Starr" Starkey, before October 20th

by ringostarrslilcockgobbler November 18, 2019