Crack Fit

When that one asshole video company keeps adding that one damn character in EVERY one of their single games in order to pay for their crack parties and rent.

Yo Nintendo needs to get off their fucking crack fit with Rosalina in the new Mario Kart games.

by u_no_u November 17, 2017

Lesbian Crack

when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo

have you ever done lesbian crack? dad I told you I'm straight!

by air pods 0.5 March 17, 2020

Crack City

A ghetto-ass city where Crack cocaine is the drug of choice. A place where cops don't get paid enough to deal with your shit and nine year olds are free to peddle as much as they can do the math.

1. Crack city bitch, crack,crack city bitch
2. Yo fuckers Imma be at CRACK CITY
3. Yeah just gettin my crack from crack city
4. D.C.

by PineapplesPeralta February 4, 2014

Crack Cheese

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.

"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."

by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019

half cracked

condition where a person is not yet drunk, but still under the influence of alcohol.

Friend was half cracked while at the beach, glazing at the sun

by naughtylilfetus June 6, 2018

crack time

A time that can range from 30 minutes to 4 hours when starting you'll be about 15 minutes unroll you show up or come round etc

Person1: hey what time will u be round

Person2: about 10 minutes
*2 hours later*
Person 1: you said 10 minutes

Person 2: yeah 10 minutes crack time

by Rachiie babii November 8, 2019

crack face

To laugh (because whhen you open your mouth, it's like your face is cracking).

"He's going to be so hilarious!"
"I know! I'm totally gonna crack face."

by Kyle Rainey February 4, 2006