The nut cycle

The cycle of increasing power in the Nut hierarchy. There are 4 main layers, those being Nutman, Nut Lord, Nut Master, and the almighty Nut God. To become Nutman, one must complete one No Nut November successfully, which only grants the title of Nutman. Nut lord requires a 3 years of victorious Novembers, which allows for the spell "Fat Nut", which triples the amount of nut you produce (one day cooldown). Nut Master requires 5 consecutive Novembers, however it allows for the choice of twin-spelling your nut, or Nut-eye, which brings your aim to a molecular level. Nut God is unexplored so far, as none have attempted to achieve it (until now). One must win 20 Novembers in a row, and they become a waterbender of nut, as well as an undiscovered power. There also exists the trial of Blue, which can bring a lowly Nutman up to Nut-Godhood, which entails giving yourself blue balls every day of November.

Leroy: Have you heard that Timothy is attempting the jump across the nut cycle?
Horton: No way! I'd he doing the trial of Blue?
Leroy: yep, soon we'll all discover the prizes of the rank of Nut God!

by Timothy, Nut-Lord November 20, 2019

Nut Flood

When someone busts a heavy amount of nut.

Guy: I’m bouta nut all over the place.
Girl: Guess it’s gonna be a NUT FLOOD.

by daddy5774 May 15, 2018

nut neutralitity

when Ajit Pai stole all of your memes and jacked off to them.

"I now own Porn Hub fools!, get nut neutralitityed!"- Ajit Pai

by titty master 445 December 17, 2017

Goofy nut

a racial term that is named after what people in the south do to slaves for fun. they put the slaves in barrel full of nuts to weight it down and kill them

you are acting like such a goofy nut

by gfszddfxzhxcfgnfcb September 6, 2022

Nut hugger

noun. 1. A pejorative term used to describe someone who glorifies a public figure or group (usually an athlete or sports team) to the point of being obnoxious.

Floyd Mayweather has some of the worst nut huggers in the history of sports.

That guy is a total nut hugger for the New York Yankees.

by Davis The Untamed November 7, 2021

flex a nut

To undertake extraordinary measures to accomplish a task

It's gonna be hard to get with her, because she's married. But she's so fine I'm going to flex a nut to make it happen

by jbott3000 January 6, 2017

Pure Nut

Ejaculation achieved via solely the thought of ejaculation i.e. no fantasies, porn, toys or physical assistance.

Because of his isolation from the world, he achieved a pure nut.

by Gabrielfunkglop April 8, 2021