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by intofolkwhore August 8, 2023
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by francescunt October 29, 2021
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Get the Fake Friends mug.Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
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Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong
A backstabber
Shares your secrets with other people
Never listens
Ignores you until they need you
Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down
Makes excuses for why they can't hang
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong
A backstabber
Shares your secrets with other people
Never listens
Ignores you until they need you
Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down
Makes excuses for why they can't hang
You: "Hey do you want to hang out on the weekend"
Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time
Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time
Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
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