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The name of the man who is believed to have eaten 10 buckets of chicken in 3 minutes, hence "Chicken Master". It is also believed that chicken master doesn't chew on his chicken, but merely swallows it whole, we tried to contact the local KFfor confirmation but Chicken Master was unavailable at the time. Throughout Chicken Masters life, he has been the origin of many classic quotes, here is just a few of them: "Chicken? Chicken, answer me!! Chicken!?!? CHIIIKEENNNNN"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ALL OUT OF CHICKEN!?!?!"
"Square Enix was bought by Microsoft"
"The following takes place between the drumstick, and the wing
"I'll have the chicken with a caesar salad, hold the salad"
"Splinter Cell is better than metal gear solid"
He also likes to tell boring stories about spanish class.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ALL OUT OF CHICKEN!?!?!"
"Square Enix was bought by Microsoft"
"The following takes place between the drumstick, and the wing
"I'll have the chicken with a caesar salad, hold the salad"
"Splinter Cell is better than metal gear solid"
He also likes to tell boring stories about spanish class.
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Get the boneyard masterbater mug.Master Sword is the most insanely badass sword in the Universe, forged and wielded by the Father of Conan, the Barbarian. The first three minutes of the seminal film, "Conan the Barbarian," highlight the actual forging of this phallic masterpiece. This very same sword was used by the Snake Lord (James Earl Jones, aka Darth Vader), to decapitate the Master's wife, aka Conan's Mother. This event began Conan's quest to conquer and destroy all who opposed him throughout the known Universe.
In this Age of Miracles, any man may attempt to wield the power of the Master Sword. Google "Albion Conan Master Sword" if you dare attempt to heft the real deal, fully sharpened.
No other sword, other than perhaps the Atlantean Sword (which Conan himself yields) can compare (including Excalibur, bitches!).
In this Age of Miracles, any man may attempt to wield the power of the Master Sword. Google "Albion Conan Master Sword" if you dare attempt to heft the real deal, fully sharpened.
No other sword, other than perhaps the Atlantean Sword (which Conan himself yields) can compare (including Excalibur, bitches!).
Conan's father: "For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This, you can trust."
Points to Master Sword
Master: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, to have them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."
Master: "This is Good."
Conan (later, about to face battle, swearing on his Atlantean Sword): "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
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Master: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, to have them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."
Master: "This is Good."
Conan (later, about to face battle, swearing on his Atlantean Sword): "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
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