monkey spank

A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.
I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.
by mfmc April 06, 2010
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monkeys fingers

used to denote unusally long nipples
Man that bird was hot last night! Not only did she have an arse like a bun but she had nipples like monkeys fingers
by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006
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punk monkey

Juvenile neighborhood nuisance; usually characterized by rudeness and general disregard for other people and property.

Other characteristics could include stealing, smoking, drinking, destruction, loudness and swearing.
That punk monkey broke my fence again. Those punk monkies are throwing rocks at cars, call the cops!
by daarkraine February 01, 2006
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dirty monkey

a "dirty monkey" is someone who will fuck just about anybody, anywhere, at anytime, in any hole. In addition, a dirty monkey never says no to fucking no matter how nasty the partner.

"I fucked Suzie last night in the shitter at Hooters. I didn't where a condom. Im a dirty monkey!"
by Big City July 26, 2007
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Monkey feet

1. When 1 or more toes are longer then your big toe.
2. When a girls toes are long and hang over her sandals and look as tho she would pick up something with her feet.
Damn! look at that girl. I dont think she should be wearing sandals with that bad a case of Monkey Feet.
by BelAirBassRocker April 02, 2008
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monkey spunk

A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.
Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?
by Edwina Mustafa Poo May 10, 2008
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shag monkey

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet
Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey
by bobby p April 16, 2005
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