Matthew O'Heron

The guy that tells a Bengali to shut up 24/7 (typically in an economics classroom). He hates every other Matthew, and he likes chess.

Me: hey Chris
Chris: Shut up

Me: You are being such a Matthew O'Heron right now

by Vakirbhai May 15, 2022

Matthew

Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.

I wish my Matthew would like me, since I see him everywhere.

by GraceforMatty May 16, 2022

Matthew

EPIC FRIEND YAY (he says that you should read dees big nuts)

hi Matthew

by qweghvcxse456yhb cfty9o May 20, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a hilarious, super cool guy. He is really handsome and has many friends. He is almost never shy and loves to play sports. Not only that, but he especially loves to collect snow globes and loves snow! He is the coolest and best guy in the w

Matthew is so handsome!

by Daskier May 24, 2022

Matthew

A dumb ed kid thats a batty boy and like little kids

"Ew, its Matthew the batty man"

by big bad mon May 29, 2022

Matthew

The most handsome man.
If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.

"Woah that guy is like a Matthew!"

by coolguy123412 May 29, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a dwarf. He has a dad called jim jam with a mammoth cock and his mother and sister hav ethe biggets mommy milker you will ever see in your life. I would become friends with this don to get a bit of Kerry's Cherry's

hello Matthew

by daddy beef curry May 30, 2022