Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."
by Camopilla May 28, 2024
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Matthew

People who buy $15 and never eat any of it
Bob:Wow he ate none of his chicken tenders
Jack:His name must be Matthew
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Matthew

The best person you could know. Matthew’s are always going to be there for you. They are good listeners, good friends, amazing boyfriends, and just overall good people. You don’t meet many others like Matthew’s. They can be cute, hot, and adorable all in one look.

Matthew’s are the biggest gentleman you could know. They open doors for not only their girl, but her friends as well. He doesn’t let anyone pay for anything and is such a sweetheart. He knows when you are upset and can easily change that around. Matthew’s will make you laugh like none other. If you have a Matthew, never let him go.
Friend: you’ve got a Matthew!?? LUCKY
by Us the trio July 21, 2021
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Matthew is a gambling addict that cant put the cards down and is constantly fishing for chicks that hate him and will never get with him because of all of his issues
wow i really hate matthew
by titty gobbler January 03, 2022
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Mathew is a cutie, but he will Google the voice and find out who was eliminated without telling you
“He googles he’s a Matthew”
by Hummbugdad November 23, 2021
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Usually quotes movies especially movies like scarface and other Mafia movie's usually where's glasses and has dark hair and is sexy
Did you see Matthew omg
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A person who moans and is a masochist.
Man, ash is a matthew. He keeps moaning when his D&D character takes damage.
by cakefucker February 28, 2023
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