nipple mama

An adult person (usually male) who is highly attached to their mother....more than the usual. Their dependence on their mother has exceeded from problematic to just downright creepy.

Wayne still has his mother tuck him in at night, he is such a nipple mama!!

by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

Mama Asp

Mama Asp is the poster child for all that is smart and wise. She was the inspiration for Abraham Lincoln when he created the term "MILF". Mama Asp is a cheer mentor by day, and a chainsmoking, motorcycle riding, thot slaying, drug dealer by night. We all love her and were are all grateful to have her.

• When I grow up, I want to be be like Mama Asp
• You better behave or else Mama Asp will get you

by UnderAgeMilf December 14, 2018

Mama bicho

The art of eating pussy. However, it can also be used as an insult in certain parts of Latin America

Claudia, my man is a total “mama bicho” and I love it!

Ricky, mama bicho! Get the fuck out of Puerto Rico!

by Seamoure Buts July 26, 2019

mama smoke

colin and nathan are pretty incredible but i think we can all agree that mama smoke is the coolest :)

mama smoke is incredible

by axel_lexa October 21, 2020

Mama logan

Christmas and joy's discord server Mama logan! (Mother of the user Christmas Festive Logan). She is pretty hawt.

Mama logan throwing it back on sim

by mamalogan2 November 21, 2024

Mama’s merkin

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.

I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.

by sNufßøx February 24, 2021