A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. 
by Pakeeza October 27, 2021
Get the L+J/Amug. At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
Get the M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Qmug. 
Amber L is a very funny person. One minute she’s your best friend, but if your not careful, then she’s your worst enemy. She very pretty, usually with really nice hair and very smart. She’s quite humble about her talents but she doesn’t mind rubbing it in to her close friends. She doesn’t really have many close friends because she’s too picky, but her bestie is either Grace or Emily. Her zodiac sign is Cancer or Taurus.
Amber also has a very mean side to her and can manipulate you if your not careful so it’s better to have her a a good friend. Don’t ever get on the wrong side of her because she’ll always win the fight. She can be very annoying or hyper, but every human has their faults. One day. She’ll go on to be famous, so watch out for her on Tv
Amber also has a very mean side to her and can manipulate you if your not careful so it’s better to have her a a good friend. Don’t ever get on the wrong side of her because she’ll always win the fight. She can be very annoying or hyper, but every human has their faults. One day. She’ll go on to be famous, so watch out for her on Tv
Maddie-Omg Amber L is so rude!
Grace-Erm no she isn’t, she’s the best bestie you could ever have
Maddie- oh, your lucky, your on the right side of her
Grace- OMG nobody likes you Maddie go away
Grace-Erm no she isn’t, she’s the best bestie you could ever have
Maddie- oh, your lucky, your on the right side of her
Grace- OMG nobody likes you Maddie go away
by Wrong answers only February 12, 2020
Get the Amber Lmug.