Likely a math teacher. Karens (not the "MANAGER!!" ones) are funny to watch be all crazy, they're really funny as long as you don't let them down. They can be quite scary at times if you make them angry but over all great people!
by GamingOffTopic_ April 28, 2021
Get the Karen mug.“Woman”, or more offensive “man” usually with a middle aged haircut who believes everything she sees on TV, and every conspiracy she see(wrong or right). Goes out in public wearing a mask in fear because her TV told her to, yelling at people for not wearing a mask, ignores logic and reason, lives in there own little world, selfish, uses men, calls the cops on anyone for anything(Literally), and sits on a throne of toilet paper.
“Karen” called the police because my lawn isn’t freshly mowed.
“Karen” called the police because I was playing music.
“Karen” yelled at me historically because I don’t have her opinion.
“Karen” bought the whole store out of toilet paper.
“Karen” called the police because I was playing music.
“Karen” yelled at me historically because I don’t have her opinion.
“Karen” bought the whole store out of toilet paper.
by Petdragon May 6, 2021
Get the Karen mug.by BadBush May 10, 2021
Get the Karen mug.a woman who feels entitled to literally everything as long as she's offended, her natural habitats are usually walmart, walgreens, coffee shops, restaurants, and parks.
karen: *calls 911*
911: 911, what's your emergency?
karen: A woman just harassed me!
911: well what did she do? we'll send someone.
karen: the woman refused to give her dog to my baby boy hunter!
911: *in the backround: yea we don't need to send anyone* miss it's her dog.
karen: but my son hunter wants it and he got a d- on his test so he deserves it because he is sad.
911: *hangs up**
karen: ...
911: 911, what's your emergency?
karen: A woman just harassed me!
911: well what did she do? we'll send someone.
karen: the woman refused to give her dog to my baby boy hunter!
911: *in the backround: yea we don't need to send anyone* miss it's her dog.
karen: but my son hunter wants it and he got a d- on his test so he deserves it because he is sad.
911: *hangs up**
karen: ...
by gquia May 11, 2021
Get the Karen mug.Karen is a gender-neutral label given to entitled people who believe that employees of shops and restaurants should cater to their whims. Stereotypically white Christian conservative middle-aged women, and also usually racist, homophobic, and transphobic.
Last week, some Karen came into Starbucks, and had a tantrum when the barista called him out, it was really funny.
by John the Stupid October 28, 2024
Get the Karen mug.A dangerous subspecies to humans, known only for its toxicity. Karens come in many shapes and sizes, but they are usually recognizable by their loudmouth behavior.
Other identifying characteristics include Atrocious Haircuts, Verbal desires to see the Manager, and their usually Easy To Anger behavior.
Karens also tend to travel in packs of various numbers. Regardless if there's 2 or 10, your best option is to avoid them at all costs. Even just one must be avoided, even if you ARE the Manager. They may also be part of much larger packs, known as the Home Owners Association (HOA), Human Resources (HR), or any other organization that may be viewed as "Superior" to average humans.
Their natural habitat varies, although they are commonly found in the suburbs, hiding amongst regular human lifeforms. Karens will always be attracted to the nearest retail employee, regardless of the employee's age, and will then proceed to have a full-blown meltdown. Karens typically believe that video games are unnecessary, essential oils are healthcare, their body their choice, and that you are below them.
Despite this, some Karens have been observed defending the exact same beliefs and practices that other Karens are against. These Karens can be trusted.
Other identifying characteristics include Atrocious Haircuts, Verbal desires to see the Manager, and their usually Easy To Anger behavior.
Karens also tend to travel in packs of various numbers. Regardless if there's 2 or 10, your best option is to avoid them at all costs. Even just one must be avoided, even if you ARE the Manager. They may also be part of much larger packs, known as the Home Owners Association (HOA), Human Resources (HR), or any other organization that may be viewed as "Superior" to average humans.
Their natural habitat varies, although they are commonly found in the suburbs, hiding amongst regular human lifeforms. Karens will always be attracted to the nearest retail employee, regardless of the employee's age, and will then proceed to have a full-blown meltdown. Karens typically believe that video games are unnecessary, essential oils are healthcare, their body their choice, and that you are below them.
Despite this, some Karens have been observed defending the exact same beliefs and practices that other Karens are against. These Karens can be trusted.
Aaron: Oh no! It's a Karen!
Oliver: Quick, alert the Manager! To your battle stations!
Karen: Let me speak to your Manager!
Oliver: Quick, alert the Manager! To your battle stations!
Karen: Let me speak to your Manager!
by Just an Asexual January 3, 2025
Get the Karen mug.Usually blonde with glasses, tries to act young but looks like they're deep into their late forties. Cries in the middle of surgery when she finds out her child got hurt on the playground and shows that awkward weakness in a professional setting either trying to gain attention or sympathy. Demands you call her Dr. So-and-so with a minor in Gender Studies while some doctors are like 'Call me Ben. Call me Josh. Call me Mike.' Her favorite cartoon character is a yellow pill with one or two eyeballs. If she asks the tech to burp the DaVinci robot and they ask her to repeat herself because she mumbles, she will email the director saying that the tech does not know how to use the DaVinci Robot.
The Anesthesiologist variant of this is the same: Blonde with glasses, never smiles with RBF and when things go down and you run your hardest to get blood from the blood bank and doing the procedure of reading the patient name, blood type, DOB and serial number three times, Dr. Karen will still think you walked and took a break.
Don't socialize or mingle with Dr. Karens. They're miserable.
The Anesthesiologist variant of this is the same: Blonde with glasses, never smiles with RBF and when things go down and you run your hardest to get blood from the blood bank and doing the procedure of reading the patient name, blood type, DOB and serial number three times, Dr. Karen will still think you walked and took a break.
Don't socialize or mingle with Dr. Karens. They're miserable.
"Dr. Karen threw a tantrum when I took only 2 minutes to get blood from the blood bank thinking I should've gotten it just like that. She's like a spoiled 5-year-old brat who wants things handed to her immediately and if she doesn't get her way, she'll throw a tantrum."
by Josephchen666 June 18, 2025
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