jordan

a sexy boy, ussually 13 - 14. has long hair with braces. has glasses or contacts

oh thats jordan

by jordanlover12345 May 31, 2022

Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food

Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food

by Deadmememan February 25, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is Olivias boyfriend.

"Wow, that Jordan guy is cool!"

"His girlfriend Olivia will KILL you if you ever say that again."

by NotKiddingGirls September 4, 2023

Jordan Bone

A common name for a Drophead Who asks every living thing with a pulse if he or she wants to date and Further harasses Them after A dozen Rejections

Jordan Bone: Want to date?
Stephanie: No
Jordan Bone: why No? Want to date?
Stephanie: leave me alone
Jordan Bone: Why No date?

by JAMIE RAZZA July 3, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is an amazing man with charming eyes and an atleast 6 inch penis

not jordan: idek bro his penis is atleast 6 inches

by xirconia January 21, 2022

Jordan

Literally the best human to walk this earth.

Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power

by Jordanisstable September 7, 2021

Jordan

Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.

JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES

by mommy mentle December 7, 2022