jake

jakes are all around great guys. they care for you and are really passionate for things they care about. jakes have good taste in music and girls. if you get a chance to date a jake, never let him go. hop on that jake train before you miss the chance to. if you do, you'll regret it in the long run. jakes are super nice and give the best compliments. they also have the best hair and beautiful eyes. they are outgoing and probably play some type of instrument. they're sporty and have a great taste in clothes. jakes are basically any girls dream guy, a good friend, and sensitive when they need to be. they're also pretty popular.

"Did Jake just go to the mall? Now I wanna go to the mall!"

by not Ashley Marie May 13, 2018

Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.

Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023

Jake

Tends to like cougars

#YourMom

Randy I saw Jake talking to your mom

by Picklejuice24 January 13, 2023

Jake

Dick is very big and he is very skinny and his abs are very tight just like his but

I Fucked Jake and he made me cum

by Nick has a big dick May 7, 2022

Jake

Shortened Referred to the lineage of Jacob or Israel used primarily by Black Hebrew Israelites to refer to someone of Jewish descent, often to distinguish between those they believe are true Israelites and those they consider to have a false lineage.

Jake is used to refer to someone who’s a Jew

Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew

by Israel D. January 29, 2025

Jake

Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲

Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights

Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.

Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”

by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021

Jake

A really fine ass boy,short,but he is hella funny,he is crazy,he got hands for a small guy,he don’t fuck with hoes cuz he is loyal,he got lots of friends but also a lot of enemies.

Jake is so fine

by Calvin82 May 21, 2018