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Jacob Fortin

This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.
Omg that guy is getting shoved into a locker, his name must be Jacob Fortin.
by fhcisbjdsbfjbasofbosafbosabgfo December 20, 2018
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jacob

jacob is the type of person that doesnt take his turn in monopoly and likes huge dick he is probably one of the gayest people in the world but sometimes he can be a homie when he isnt with his boyfriend. when he is with his boyfriend he likes to suck him off for hours
freind: jacob? what a fag

boyfriend: let me suck your dick daddy
by kaya shepard April 17, 2020
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Jacob Doobie

Name of a true slag will shag your husband and leave you with aids not to be messed with secretly a transgender called Chantelle
by Doobie6 November 18, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.
Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
by Umpa lumpa December 6, 2020
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Jacob

by gottabedat1guy July 14, 2021
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Jacob

A very very short person, Is cool and funny, and gets all the ladies. Often likes girls named Brooklynn
"Oh look, Its Jacob, He get ALL the ladies."
by bigboychungas September 25, 2020
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