Noodle Hoe

When a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.

Laquanda: OHHHH SHIT Tyrone! Dat bitch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her ass ! Does she know what a shower is ?
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !

by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016

libe hoe

someone who spends ALL of their time "studying" in the library--a hoe for the libe--a nerd

"hey man, you wanna go to a party tonight" "nah, sorry dude, I've got a test to study for" "god, you're such a libe hoe"
"hey have you seen Katie recently?" "nah, she's been such a libe hoe lately"

by metalkarp July 28, 2016

mall hoes

Finding women around the mall that are desperate to find a boyfriend/fuck buddy

Lets go to the mall and find some mall hoes...

by James' Wheelchair July 14, 2016

hoe-axe

An axe you use to slay all the hoes you come across

"What did you do when you found out she was a thot?"
"I used my Hoe-axe on her"

by Abzorb February 8, 2018

side hoe

The girl you text after you leave your girls house because you’re alone now and want pics or sex

Usually late at night, or late in the evening

bro who’s that girl you’re texting?

oh that’s just my side hoe

by relatable bitch May 5, 2018

Pajama Hoe

A pajama hoe, is a bitch who tends to wear pajamas, but make them 500x more slutty, then they should be. They wear sweatpants, and either ties their pajama shirt, or wears a cropped shirt, either to sleep or to walk around your school campus. Half the time either their tits or asses are showing. These are the types of girls who are pregnant at 15-17 years old.

Random Dude: Wow, look at the way her ass hangs out.

Other Dude: Yeah, she's totally a pajama hoe.

Random Dude: Yeah. A hot pajama hoe though. I'd get her pregnant at 16, if you catch my drift.

Other Dude: Dude- No, stop-

by s.txxry_ October 24, 2019

hoe hindsight

The hindsight or gut feeling that someone you are interested in is a hoe, or that they are a terrible person to date.

Guy 1: “Damn, how’d it go with Stacy last night? I heard you guys broke up.”

Guy 2: “Yeah, I didn’t have any hoe hindsight when I met her. I didn’t realize she was “dating” 4 other dudes.”

by fartmunchkin69 November 19, 2021