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Ghoulishly Funky

The state of being both Ghoulish (spooky yet interesting) and Funky at the same time. Giving off a spooky yet funkadelic vibe.
Back in the 70s, Dracula had an afro and was Ghoulishly Funky.
by TheFiend138 September 6, 2020
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No funny

Not trying to be funny; real serious
Yo he Be acting like my ex bro straight bitch! no funny!
by NY Nigga September 29, 2020
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The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!
“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
by dannyjerks December 14, 2020
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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The Funny

Mich and Literal. That is the funny.
"Hey have you heard of the funny?"

"Do you mean Mich and Literal?"
by JustAMich December 21, 2020
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