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Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024
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Turkish quandale dingle

Turkish Quandale Dingle is known for trying to impress the group leader and his huge nose . TQD taps on the group leaders hand, sticks his tongue out, and does the hip dance. To show off to Blue tie.
by anonymous April 17, 2024
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Turkish quandale dingle

Member of the TikTok rizz party. 3rd in command but rumours going around that he may overthrow the leader.
โ€œYo bro have u heard that Turkish quandale dingle may overthrow blue tie guyโ€
by hellobyewhy April 18, 2024
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turkish quandale dingle

the REAL leader of the tiktok rizz party. FUCK THE REAL LEADER
boi: hey
girl: hey (tf does this bitch want)
boi: im Turkish quandale dingle
girl: omg rlly????????? take me to the tt rizz party please ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
by me or mistery human April 21, 2024
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A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.
It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.
by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025
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E Money Dangle

The act of ejaculating into your Christmas sock, and proceeding to play tug of war with the Sock and a chihuahua
I just got back from doing the E Money Dangle man you missed out
by Nickles8 July 12, 2025
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