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Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.
Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.
by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019
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dry dick

When you forget to buy lube, because there are too many types of condoms at safeway.
Linda: I had to dry dick because i forgot the lube.
by the 6th grade blonde boy October 7, 2016
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flagon-dry

Someone who abstains from tossing back steins of pale ale.
What is da difference between a recovering alcoholic and da large gossamer-winged insect dat eats mosquitos? Well, da soaring bug is a "dragon-fly", and da person is a "flagon-dry" --- i.e., he is now a teetotaler who never wets da inside of his fancy metal or glass tankard with strong drink, but instead just proudly displays it empty in his front window or on a shelf to show dat he's no longer using it for its intended purpose.
by QuacksO April 18, 2024
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Wet-Dry World

A level in the video game "Super Mario 64". While originally not really a level many thought too much of, it evolved into an internet legend, with many stories told about the level.

When looked into deeper, the level has many oddities. Firstly, the odd and eerie skybox, theorised to be of a town in Yemen that looks extremely odd and out of place. Secondly, an abandoned town where you collect red coins gives way to many theories about how this town was abandoned or some other stories.

In all, the level gives people bad vibes, and was made forever famous by the infamous Mario 64 iceberg video by Mish Koz, with the famous entry "Wet-Dry World Negative Emotional Aura." While it may be overthinking too much (it almost certainly is), is there something really sinister behind this at first unremarkable level in Super Mario 64?
Me: Yo, whats your least favourite level in Mario 64?

Friend: Bro, it has to be Wet-Dry World. Not only is it a boring level, but it is also extremely eerie, and all in all gives me bad vibes whenever I play it

Me: There is the phenomenon called the Wet-Dry World negative emotional aura you know?

Friend: Ehh, I wont think too much about it.
by fortdyche February 18, 2025
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dry inviting

Inviting friends to hang out, but never letting them know your not joing to your own plans.
Davy is always "dry inviting" , he's not really trying to kick it.
by Buckmaster44 July 26, 2023
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Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.
Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave
by Batmanfr March 23, 2024
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dry cucumber

A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.
Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.
by Immaturespices October 15, 2018
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