old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life

“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”

old in the dark by goodoldryman September 12, 2020

old in the dark

the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance

Did you see Brad Dourif? God, that guy got old in the DARK.

old in the dark by goodoldryman September 12, 2020

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

Wet candle in a dark cave by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Dumpin in the Dark 

When you are taking a massive dump and the power goes out while you are taking the shit.

Ya man, that storm last night had me Dumpin in the Dark.

Dumpin in the Dark by ls.iop November 25, 2020

Kiss me in the dark .

When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .

I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .

Kiss me in the dark . by DirtyOldMan420 December 30, 2020

I cat tall the dark 16 

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

I cat tall the dark 16 by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

The deep dark ground 

Litteraly just like the deepest web but way darker

The deep dark ground is the "." in youtube search bar

The deep dark ground by That Memer 69420 monke February 27, 2021