zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

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Cap

Lies, Exaggerations, Untrue.
‘Capping’ means to lie.

Cap is slang used similarly to “No Way!”/“Are you kidding?”

“No Cap”/“Not capping” is used to say “I’m not kidding” or similar

“I just got a date with Macy, no cap!”

“James said he just won the basketball game, but I’m pretty sure he’s capping”

by UnbiasedDefinitions May 24, 2022

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Cap/No Cap

“Cap” means a lie or falsehood, while “No cap” means being honest or speaking the truth. It’s used to indicate whether someone is being truthful or exaggerating.

Cap Means: “You said you could finish the entire pizza by yourself? That’s cap.”
No cap Means: “I’m really excited for this concert, no cap. It’s going to be amazing!”

“Cap” and “No cap” are commonly used in casual conversations to emphasize the truthfulness of a statement or to call out dishonesty. Cap/No Cap

by YkMatt August 21, 2024

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