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the crazy sexy matrix

A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.
I just smashed the crazy sexy matrix chick from apartment 31.
by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017
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Crazy

Crazy is knowing too much .or a word that puts off the reality of things you’re crazy if you saw Bigfoot jacking off. How does that make me crazy?? Shut up crazy then its pushed under the rug smh…..all ah bunch of pussys
You sound crazy babe, your not dead you can see me can’t you.?
by Catchthebagescort April 30, 2023
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b-crazy

totaly amazing. there for the long haul. she a ride or die chick. has a solution to almost every problem. secretly bad. gonna b sumone's busit baby.
Friend1: i've got a problem!!
Friend2: lets go find b-crazy she'll kno what to do!!!
by b-crazy December 21, 2008
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muffin crazy

getting with a girlf for her muffin (pussy)
"Man that girl is so sexy, Im going muffin crazy!"
by the sexual runner August 22, 2009
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That's Crazy

Saying 'That's Crazy' can also be an phrase used for when someone is shocked, Amazed or Wowwed by something someone has done.
John - Hey Mike check out this aquarium I built.
Mike - You built that?? 'That's Crazy'

Or

*Television - And the Suspect now is fleeing from the police from North Bank.

*Person watching - Damn "That's Crazy"
by anonymous April 18, 2021
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MY CRAZY BEAUTIFUL

MY CRAZY BEAUTIFUL A GIRL NAMED NIKKI: SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ALOTIN WHICH HAS MADE HER STRONG ,AND ALSO DOESN'T REALIZE HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
by Derkadurr August 5, 2017
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