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Billing

When Bill C puts his 12 inch horse shlong dingle-dong in your generous behind
I need a good Billing tonight
by BillingLover69 April 16, 2021
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Billing

When Bill C puts his 12 inch horse shlong dingle-dong in your dark hole
I need a good Billing tonight
by BillingLover69 April 16, 2021
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Bill

an absolute fucking god of a man. has a horsecock that destroys milfs across the nation. the pantys drop before the god of a man bill walks in.
Bro, Bill just walked into the stands and ur moms absolutely soaked bud. Bill didn’t even need to chirp.
by attaB May 16, 2021
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Bill

The act of sharing an unfortunate situation prior to asking for help.
She told me her dad was in the hospital for surgery and that she had no money, and then proceeded to bill me.
by Jazzy555 May 27, 2021
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Bill

When a person has a romantic interest in you, or cares for you, and you make that person give you money and/or gifts in order to prove themselves to you. You have Billed that person. You are engaging in the act of Billing. Sometimes a person that is billing you will tell you of a dilemma or unfortunate situation, and then proceed to ask for a “Favor” or ask for “Help”.

Most people won’t say: “hey, prove to me that you care for me and give me money to solve my problem”. Rather, it is implied when the favor is asked for, and we subconsciously get the message. If you truly like and care for a person, you will feel an urge to comply even though you might know that their story is bogus.
I wouldn’t mind calling my old high school buddy to check on him more often because I truly care. However, I don’t feel like getting billed. I have my own problems!

I think she really likes me a lot. I am going to Bill her!
by Jazzy555 May 27, 2021
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central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024
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Wonky Bill

When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.
You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.
by Hecjuice August 21, 2024
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