(the band)

hey dude, how was your weekend? (the band)”

“NO, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN”
by 373tsunami October 21, 2020
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The Greg Smeg Clegg Band

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.
I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!
by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 30, 2024
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Band of Steel

Man of steel played by a marching band with much skill.
Person 1: Did you hear the band of steel just before kickoff?
Person 2: Yeah they sounded great!
by Powderski September 24, 2014
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figjam band

A pathetic, inept lousy band, usually domiciled in a little hick town, who think they are just 'it' , but in fact are terrible, due to poor playing ability, and pissweak equipment such as a cheap bingo quality PA, cheap instruments, etc)

They think fuck im good Im a superstar but in reality its "fuck I dream Im good, wish I wasnt so pissweak and had some talent"
That band I saw at the Kin Kin pub was such a figjam band.
by talent xcout January 20, 2011
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Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 22, 2020
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Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020
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1 man band

Easy come easy go make it know let me sho your grin remember your chin
Nuts may I be but mine come and go for free
Your honey might take it in the rear and taste like candy
But I’ll be the one to ass n mouth while Simon foot hand mouth
Maybe I got a little mad cow disease but your gonna kill is all and the seas
Your too busy pollinating the wrong things over populate like your home land
Please sir can I have done Moore
Pick a pocket or too while I brothers Grimm my skirts big enough for two
Fancy bougie yeah I know but I know when say thanks no more. Your kid will eventually be embarrassed when your fig plummy pudding scares us.
And again I wrote the hoe handbook your playing that west end girls shit
So Bridgestone over Madison county and make my day ole Harry and handout
I played my kitty her kittie and his wiener dog like a 1 man band. Only got dirty when I went hippie!!!
by Kcboommm May 14, 2024
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