by gigachad2 May 25, 2022
father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2013
So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
by cantstandanyofyalltbh October 02, 2023
The perfect response to "Somebody just called you deaf"
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth
by thecharacterwannie August 13, 2022
It’s just like it sounds, a goddess name is what you would be named if you were one. Basically all you need to do is take your middle name and spell it backwards to make it a goddess name.
by 5UP37N0V4 May 21, 2022
When someone’s chatting on someone’s name, they are talking about them behind their back (usually in a negative way)
Chatting on someone’s name examples
“Stop chatting on Mike’s name”
“I heard him chatting on my name the other day”
“Stop chatting on Mike’s name”
“I heard him chatting on my name the other day”
by Creativecake March 27, 2024