National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 04, 2023

In the way ass nigga

Rayshawn Robbins

Yo that’s a in the way ass nigga

by iPhone 11 November 09, 2019

in the way ass nigga

Rayshawn robbins

He a in the way ass nigga

by iPhone 11 November 09, 2019

Smelly ass automobile

When bits of left over shit fell out of the stinky unwiped sweaty ass of your neighborhood piss boy. Making your recently acquired v12 automobile smell like your dad.

"Yoooo, man pull up in the smelly ass automobile"

by Dr. Seggs September 19, 2022

my ass is soup

My ass is soup mean that you have sweaty ass cheeks

person: my ass is soup??
their parent/friend: I didn't need to know that (name)

by X_x-JJ-x_X September 24, 2021

Ass Shoulders

This is the portion of love handles located on a person’s back and just above their ass.

When his shirt was tucked in tightly, it was form-fitting around his ample ass shoulders.
See also: ass neck

by Miquelito6233 February 05, 2024

put that ass

When your reverse cowgirl riding and he jizz

She can’t find G CAUSE I put that ass.

by Freddyfriday June 12, 2025