National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

bug ass

bug ass was a meme from tumblr when the trampstamps, an industry plant alt/punk feminist band, tried to claim that they were tumblr girls. they then proceeded to get run off of tumblr by tumblr users, including being spam sent a picture of a honeypot ant, or the phrase "bug ass".

"hey do you remember bug ass?"
"of course i do!"

by thelesbiansarenotokay August 17, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop

I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish

by D Flawless August 18, 2022

Ass fisherman

A master baiter skilled in the art of seducing pussycatfish

Joey was a pro ass fisherman, always reading in some pussy

by D Flawless August 18, 2022

Ass

An animal known as a donkey

Kid: hey mom there's a donkey

Mom: no, that's an ass

Kid: what?
Mom: I say that cause it's loud and an ass

by Sodapop and ponyboy Curtis August 19, 2022

pussy ass camper

A phrase used when somebody in an FPS is being a pussy ass bitch and staying inside their little safety building and doing absolutely nothing until a guy comes by just to laser them or more commonly, snipe them.

"Bro this man is a pussy ass camper!"

by Czecho_Slovakia August 19, 2022