drain my scrotum dry

when every last drop of semen is drained from your body.

Sarah stopped over last night to drain my scrotum dry. What a relief that was it had been a week.

by bikeman 5 May 4, 2023

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My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 9, 2022

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Lost My Poopetite

Like loosing my appetite, but instead of not wanting to eat anymore, its not wanting to poop anymore.
ex: Holding your poop in for the whole day at school, and not having to poop anymore at the end of the day.

I lost my poopetite bc of school bruh.

by xStydia_afx September 2, 2015

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Turn My Head Into Sound

A Fucking Amazing boon about my bloody valentine and how the insomiac freakazoid Kevin Shields make his fucking amazing musc

Hey dude, have you read Turn My Head Into Sound?

What the fuck is that??

by Holyfuckingshitimgonnashitmyse April 28, 2025

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Accept my post

Accept my def you fucking retard

Accept my post you fucking retard

by saltyfug May 22, 2024

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my roman empire

According to common stereotype, men think about the roman empire obsessively. So, saying "This my roman empire" implies that it's an obsession or a thing that occupies your mind constantly, like you can't stop thinking about it.

My roman empire is that taylor swift said 'Sometimes you just don't know the answer 'til someone's on their knees and asks you" instead of saying "knee" she said "knees" because the person wasn't on one knee proposing he was on both knees begging the girl to stay

by thekneesocks November 13, 2023

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