how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

4 fingers up

You’re deeply in love and madly obsessed with your gf

Hes shown 4 fingers up he probably might do everything for his gf

by Mko7nnn May 22, 2022

4 fingers up

Means you fuck a crazy amount of bitches on a daily

Leo put 4 fingers up every day

by leo.scalone May 12, 2022

bow up on ya like a pit bull

A masculine women trying to fuck you with a strap on

Be careful fucking up around here or the lady cop will come if she thinks your cute tho she’ll rip them pants off and bow up on ya like a pit bull

by Admclovin July 2, 2019

4 fingers up

4 plus 4 equal 8 equal august equal agos

they posed on their post by showing their 4 fingers up

by rilll September 7, 2022

4 fingers up

4 fingers up means you can pull an insane number of bitches

Elaina and Zayon hold 4 fingers up on the daily

by Slim.shadyy August 13, 2022

dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 18, 2021