Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

Ass

Ass is a ass hole

He is a pain in the ass

by hydgfjasdhg December 29, 2021

Punk ass errand boy

A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.

Mugatu was a movie character who became a punk ass errand boy.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2019

Ass eater

One who eats the ass like groceries.

Jacob is an ass eater he eats April's ass like groceries

by Username67435 December 31, 2017

Black cock in the ass

Black cock in the ass

“Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass,” *proceeds to shit*

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Icicle Ass

When someone cums in your asshole and it drips down like an icicle

Dude look at that cum dripping down Joey's ass. Wow he's got an icicle ass

by meghanm988 June 17, 2023

Ass Twix

When a twix bar gets lodged up your ass. And when you get a colonoscopy or a colonic, the doctor would be proud of you.

Damn, that ass twix is fine!

by Vakotus December 5, 2016