You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx June 1, 2016

weed

the best thing to exist. the only bad thing about it is that it could have memory loss and thats bad but it is also very good for you. i suggest to only do it when 18+

fag ass retard: why are you smoking weed?!!! its bad for you and can give you cancer!

me(very cool guy): shut up retard and have some.
fag ass retard: no ill get cancer at least ill live past 21 (idk why tf little ass kids use this lame ass response)

me: shut up
fag ass retard: *jumps off bridge*

by everythinguneedtoknowabdrugs May 30, 2022

GMO weed

Weed that has been fucked with by the government, usually isn't natural and is sprayed with pesticides or heroin spray

1st Guy: Ay Yo , Bro you got that gas ?

2nd Guy: Yea it's that dispensary shi tho

1st Guy: Nah Cool man,ion smoke that GMO weed man ,i want that natural Ganja ,wah Gwan

by Mr.ionGiveADamn August 22, 2021

Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016

Weed

The cure to cancer. Soon to be classified as a legal medicine

I am prescribing you an oz of weed for you migraines

by weedisnotbad November 23, 2021

Weeded Out

Used in a restaurant or work environment to describe when someone is "overwhelmed".

"I have so many orders to fulfill, I am Weeded out" "Are you okay? You look like you're weeded out."

by Karrie Bradshaw January 6, 2022

Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017