Among us

If anyone says this call the police immediately

Person 1: Hey bro have you heard of Amoung us? It's this thing that people normally stay away from but it's kinda cool and I like it!
Person 2: *Calls 911*
Person 1 Whoa bro what are you doing?!?!
Person 2: That's him officer, take him away he aue he said those terrible words!
Person 1: BRO HELP ME, WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!

Guys if someone says this call the police, maybe not the police maybe a Mexican cartel to hang their ass under a bridge. Don't do Among us until you want to be him. May God get this unholy shit outta here 🙏🙏

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Among us theorem

when one scream the loudest in an among us lobby and besides all the evidence, everyone votes for the one accused by the loudest

IT'S PINK IT HAS TO BE
HE KILLED MY GRANDMA
IT HAS TO BE

"the entire lobby proceeds to vote pink out, ignoring all prior evidence"

Thus, the "Among us theorem"

by WateryBadZach August 10, 2023

Use Boxmen

Use Boxmen is a hard 2009 flash platformer/puzzle game made by Greg Sargrant. Do not listen to anyone who tells you to play it, you will suffer.

"Play Use Boxmen" -GreenGuy1000
"No." -JellyMelly500
"Not a chance" -ThreeZebrasNineSoups9999
"Play it." -GreenGuy1000 and PurplePuddle200
Then JellyMelly500 and ThreeZebrasNineSoups9999 go on to suffer till the sun explodes.

by AbnormalAlpaca May 31, 2024

uses a straw

Sucks!

Stephen Colbert Uses A Straw!

by The Ink Man May 13, 2017

used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone

Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Among Us

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Among us someone unparticular is here but we dont know who

by Obama9001 January 17, 2023

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025