Barn Door Is Open

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).

“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”

by CreamyDreamSupreme April 30, 2023

Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick

When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.

"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"

by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024

Slam the door on your teeth

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.

Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.

by Weirdosis June 12, 2018

Door Method

A method of sucking your own dick where you sit upside down against a door and open it to force yourself into an acute dick-sucking angle

“I just saw this video on Reddit where a gu—”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”

by sloupey April 9, 2023

The Doors

A bitchin rock band from the late 60s to the early 70s headed by lead vocalist- Jim Morrison, organist- Ray Manzarek, guitarist- Robby Krieger, and drummer- John Densmore. Only had two #1 singles which was Light My Fire and Hello, I Love You, but has mind-blowing tracks such as The End, When the Music’s Over, Love Her Madly, and Riders on the Storm and underrated tracks such as Summer’s Almost Gone, Waiting for the Sun, The Soft Parade, and Hyacinth House. Their popularity was ignited by rebellion as well. Also a great band to listen too while having sex with that special someone.

Me: Black Sabbath and The Doors are the two greatest bands of all time.

Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.

Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.

by Girls ❤️ shafts May 22, 2019

Mexican door knober

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.

Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!

Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

*Ross lobs Dana at a door*

Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!

Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!

by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011

Spectrum Garage Door Repair

Professional Garage Door Repair Services located in Granada Hills, CA

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by Spectrum Garage Door Repair June 12, 2025