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Toasted Salad

When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad
MR. T was delighted when MS. M gave him a Toasted Salad and got his asshole stoned
by Randy the perv February 28, 2021
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Oompa Loompa Salad

A role given when anyone is an immeasurable violent threat to any society (physically or mentally) and immeasurable hater of Wonkanese. Should be avoided at all costs, if seen report to authorities to sacrifice.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.
On behalf of North Korean Willy Wonka, the Wonkanese Federal Court hereby makes you an Oompa Loompa Salad. Your sacrificing will be at the last of the OLS sacrifice list.
by Wonkanese November 3, 2022
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the salad dressing

"The salad dressing" is an idiomatic expression used to describe a situation where something bad or negative is added to an already terrible thing, making it even worse. This phrase is often used to express a sense of imperfection or loss, at times even degeneracy.
"so that guy did insert thing here"
"yeah?"
"and the salad dressing here is that he did insert other thing here as well"
"woah man"
by thesuperpizzalegend37 March 30, 2024
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Salad King

Consumer of Thicc female booty. Likely to be a guy named Dalton or Stephen.
That Dalton is a Salad king, he eats ass. Good for him.
by Jaggediron May 11, 2022
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Salad

Its a little as ass.
Guy1: Jesus look this Cake!!!
Guy2: Nah its a SALAD.
Guy1: True.
by SavageFathi May 3, 2017
mugGet the Saladmug.

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
by Mojaz July 20, 2018
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British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.
He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.
by DebTheCat April 28, 2025
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