A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025
Get the Internet Brainmug. 
The windows OS are your windows, the applications are your hobbies and your friends are your family.
by TravisScott7777777 April 15, 2023
Get the Internet housemug. A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)
Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019
Get the The Internetmug. by kewlkez December 12, 2016
Get the Internet-funnymug. Girl: Why is everyone so mean to me? I didnt join social media for this!
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it
by fantomiscool February 19, 2020
Get the Thats just the internetmug. The invention that makes time feel faster but also flat for those born from the Millennial generation (born 1982~1997). Routinely scrolling through social media, working from laptops, and minimal physical changes make many Millennials feel like their days are running in circles. They also don't see many signs that time has passed.
For Millennials, the Internet feels like a double-edged sword—it speeds up time but also makes every day feel the same as the last while scrolling endlessly through social media.
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
Get the Internetmug.