Cincinnati Muffin Top

When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.

"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"

"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."

by Ahab the whale hunter September 5, 2013

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

by Telephony January 5, 2011

on top of your game

doing really well, doing extraordinarily well

Your always on top of your game.

by The Return of Light Joker October 7, 2008

Mountain Top University

A faith-based university which claims to be Christ-like ish but is actually an inconsiderate, incompassionate, religiously-fanatical, Christ impractical society. Denies students of fundamental human rights, violates and limits the power of their volition.

"In Mountain Top University we never joke with our rules and regulations." said DSA.

"There are two fathers of love, but as for me, I'm fire!!!!!! " said a regular loony.

"At Mountain Top University we're all prisoners of 'hope'" said the..............

by Chi fu chen March 3, 2020

top of da mornin

top of da mornin' 🤠 -Kendrick Lamar

tpp of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' hold on, let's get this shit

by andryx October 4, 2021

Top Shelf Booty

A woman that would be hard to sleep with.
A woman that would require a good deal of effort to date.

Tom: That woman is gorgeous.
Bill: Yeah she is Top Shelf Booty.

by DarkKnight36 September 28, 2008

Top 40 whore

An individual that defines their musical tastes on what is currently on the popular Top 40 music charts. Generally considered a mindless pawn to the music industry.

Person 1: How good is this new song.
Person 2: That's not new I heard it ages ago.
Person 1: I just heard it recently.
Person 2: That's because you're a Top 40 whore.

by MC Jimmeh Stubbs July 16, 2010