Dad

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

by Big Fat Meaty Cock January 20, 2019

Dad

Something or someone that is really cool

Wow he is such dad!

That was so dad.
I’m a dad!
That was much dad

by TheMockingjay0905 January 26, 2019

Charlie's dad

Charlie's dad wakes up in the morning witch a 1cm pice off wood in his pants he goes down stairs to see his kids and accidentally got his daughter pregnant and his son got an other erection when his dads oak wood when's into his earthly bumhole

Charlie's dad has morning wood

by Pugsarefuckingsexy January 26, 2019

DAD

A man that leaves you or gets left by Karen

Mom where’s daddy
He is in China sweetie
Then that guy says he is my dad
He is just a hobo sweetie

by Alex Gopnik January 27, 2019

Dad times

I kinda tragic embarrassing moment, something your dad would do, similar to “sad times”

Yesterday was some dad times

by Rayyyyyyyy January 29, 2019

Dad

A guy (a little bit older than you) that you just really realllly wanna get some with. He just really makes your lady hood quiver.

“Damn. That guy over there is a fucking dad”

by Yung Gravy train chu chu February 2, 2019

Dad

When you friend is way to serious but they love you and you love them, they suport you when your playing basketball in gym the scream your name and chant for your team they will always be there for you

Kyrstan: HeY dAd HoW wAs YoUr DaY

Jeyleen (friend): GoOd HoW wAs YoUrS

by Iloveyoulilpeepillmissyou:(: February 7, 2019