Pork Scotch Tea Towel

A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.

Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?

Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.

by Benny Twadge May 19, 2009

More Cream than Tea

a way of describing a girl who has been filled with cock quite a lot and filled with dozens of guys spunk which makes you wonder how much cream she must have had inside her and whether the ratio is starting to verge towards being more cream than girl, hench the phrase more cream than tea, reffering to a cream heavy cup of tea.

Skunk: That Jane girl has had a lot of cock man!
CD: yeah, she's gotta be more cream than tea now...

by Captain Dale September 20, 2009

Sugar Honey Iced Tea

A secret way of shit out in public such as school

OH Sugar Honey Iced Tea!

by FlyingTurtle1243 October 17, 2017

Portuguese Tea Party

When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position and then proceed to urinate in each other mouths.

The two men chatted at the Portuguese Tea Party during last nights events.

by Sloppy Moe December 9, 2008

sugar honey iced tea

Sugar - S
Honey - H
Iced - I
Tea - T

It means "SHIT", you just say Sugar Honey Iced Tea when you can't openly swear.

"OH! Sugar Honey Iced Tea!!!"

by K- K- KATIE! September 20, 2005

Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

by Dixon butts Jr April 7, 2022

Kansas City Tea Pot

The act of using one's mouth as a urinal while partying in Kansas City.

Bob: "Just because you think that you found God, you think you're better than anybody."
Steve: "It's not even like that."
Bob: "Atleast I didn't use my mouth as a urinal for seventeen guys when we were in Kansas City."
Steve: "Whatever, Bob."

Kansas City Tea Pot Urinal Kansas City Tea Pot

by jecherry April 4, 2016