Super straight 

Someone who has a poop fetish

Oh hey i just saw “super straight ⬛️🟧” I’m glad you came out
What?

It’s okay I don’t kink shame

Super straight by Pierre😩😩 March 26, 2021

walking straight 

This is a reference to trying to walk straight (walk a line) and pass a field sobriety test, while drunk or intoxicated, in front of a Law Enforcement Officer.

A man passes a field sobriety test while drunk by walking in a straight line. By walking straight, he is released and free to go, even though he broke the law. He fooled the cop and does not have to go to jail.

walking straight by John Howard 1 May 15, 2007

nut straight

the best possible straight that can be made given the cards on the board during a game of Holdem or Omaha

Hand 1: 7c 8c
Hand 2: 2s 3s

Board: 4h 5d 6s Kd Qs

Hand 1: has the highest possible straight (the nut straight) that can be made on the board opposed the Hand 2 who unfortunately flopped a smaller straight.

nut straight by Lasoniic January 8, 2012

Absolute straight 

This refers to one who's sexuality has reached a level beyond all others. Those who reside in this coalition of superior members of society only congregate sexually with other superior members of society who are equally Absolute Straight. Partnering with those below Absolute Straight strips one’s title as Absolutely Straight.
- anything below par of Absolute, is super straight.

Random bitch: 'Hey, I really like you, wanna go out sometime?' Chad: 'I would like to express no apologies to an inferior being such as yourself. Get the fuck out of my sight fucking scum. I am an Absolute Straight. I do not find myself attracted to anyone remaining on the spectrum of sexuality, but only those like me who have surpassed it. In other words, I only fuck with Absolute Bitches, random bitch '

Absolute straight by Inspector Quool March 17, 2021

Super Straight 

The preference of not dating an mtf or ftm transgender individual, typically on the grounds of wanting children or transphobia. It is often confused with being a sexuality and part of LGBTQIA+ when it is not.

Person 1: My preference is to be in a relationship with a person I can start a family with

Person 2: So your Super Straight?

Person 1: That term would suit me but I personally don't think it needs a pride flag or a name.

Person 3: I am super straight because gender is assigned at birth

Person 1: stfu

Person 2: stfu

Super Straight by amogus is sus March 15, 2021

cyber straight

A preference for cyber/Net-based women over real women.

Jeff Simmonds isn't straight, he's CYBER STRAIGHT

cyber straight by Martyn Adair September 8, 2007

super straight 

basically when no girl will date you because you’re disgusting

person 1: OMG get a girlfriend if you’re so lonely!
person 2: no, i can’t i’m super straight

super straight by 122104svhj March 9, 2021