Sausage Mouth

When You eat a sausage,and then fart,you taste sausage in your mouth

Hey bro ,last night I was so poes honger I ate a worsie and had to take a vet kak and then I had sausage mouth

by Pussydestroyer417 March 16, 2021

Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023

Sausage String

When a male's bottoms are not wide enough around the genital area, causing the penis and/or scrotum falling out the side.

Steve: "Jeff, look at Jim! he's got a major sausage string!"
Jeff: "Ew, you're right. he needs bigger boxers"

by Ronale B June 29, 2016

Hand shake sausage

The man part between thy legs

No I don’t want you hand shake sausage

by Bones712 December 10, 2022

Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.

Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!

by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018

pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 15, 2017

sausage mark

when a mark is made on a wall or another surface from a wet sausage from in a jar of water (frankfurter) or marks on a sausage from a grill.

Person 1: Hey look, theres a sausage mark on that wall!!

Person 2: What type?? An imprint from a wet sausage or cooking marks??

by lukaisntreal April 14, 2024