San Francisco Door Stop

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.
Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.
by Kakeman May 07, 2020
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San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.
I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.
by TeamCook January 03, 2020
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San Francisco Sundae

When you return to your parked car, find a ticket on your front windshield, your driver side window smashed and the glass sprinkled on human feces.
I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.
by MysticOgre March 06, 2021
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San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.
The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.
by Duke of NY September 13, 2019
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San Francisco Grandmother

Dude I went down Hollywood Blvd and pick me up a San Francisco Grandmother, 20$ Gummers and 50$ Bummers.
by TheMfingStockingstuffer October 09, 2021
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Sans Patina

Without want or interest in the gentle influences of time over matter. A rejection of the old, in favour of the new.
Off to Dubai again are they? How sans patina
by andyjowls June 28, 2022
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San Diego Pigeon

When you masturbate in your car on a bridge, and right before you finish, you walk to the railing and finish on all the unexpected cars below.
Bob: Did you hear that Jimmy San Diego Pigeoned over the interstate?
by Beanerflicker January 31, 2017
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