Killed a Bear

The aftermath of period sex. The bedsheets look like a large animal was mutilated on the bed. Not to be confused with the popular "Build a Bear" store at your local mall.

Dude, I thought my girl was finished with here period and after sex I turned on the lights and it looked like someone killed a bear.

period rag bloody sex build a bear gore

by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015

Bear-strangler

noun. A mild term of abuse used to describe a person (of either sex) whose physique, countenance and social skills combine in so terrifying a fashion as to suggest that their only hope of ever gaining sexual satisfaction would be to strangle a bear then rape the corpse.

"Hello" she boomed, in a voice that could easily be heard above the constant bass thump of the nightclub's, frankly illegal, sound system. I took one glance and turned to run. She was a Bear-strangler, and no amount of bronzy glitter tan was going to fool me into becoming her first human victim.

by Kaptin Kornflakes December 12, 2008

Polar bear

A way to insult someone bipolar. You are basically calling them crazy and gay. Full term is Bi- Polar-Bear when you are calling them gay and crazy. Polar- Bear when ur just calling them crazy.

"Hey is it true your ex got with another girl?"
"Yeah, crazy bipolar bitch likes to bump clams now"
"Damn, I knew shew was a Polar Bear, but that's what I call a real Bi- Polar- Bear."
" I don't know what I saw in that crazy dyke"

by Citychick213 February 25, 2017

Bear Feet

When someone wears skinny jeans with big ass skater shoes, giving the illusion that there are bear feet in their shoes.

Dakota has bear feet.
The first time i saw Kylie she had some skinny ass jeans on with some big ass shoes--she got some Bear Feet!

by AlecJay September 3, 2009

Snow Bear

Amrita's term for "Polar Bear" or ursus maritimus - the white, seal-eating predator located in the artic regions of planet Earth.

Snow bears are mean.

by Amrita's Shadow December 1, 2009

Cuddle Bear

A cuddle bear is a person who gives the greatest cuddles in the world. They are extremely rare to find and there's only one in the entire universe. Cuddle bear is a great friend and can play piano like a GOD and has a really angelic voice that can help you fall asleep. He can be a really big crackhead sometimes and always makes fun of British accents. Just because they don't add the T in their words. He says ya dig after a lot of his sentences too. He also says stuff like "brother" and "wHat iS yOuR pRoBLEm" and he's very good at making people laugh. He also has a very cute giggle. So when you spot all these things you've spotted a cuddle bear.

Me:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Cuddle bear: can't, bottle of water, you brits speak funny ya dig

by I'm a brit ya dig August 3, 2019

Kjer Bear

The bears that cause ghonerrhea. They do not taste like bears.

My mother asked me for a kjer bear but all i could give her was some mayonnaise.

by Levinson August 26, 2003